Late one evening as I worked a custodial job cleaning a customer service call centre, I listened to Might is Right by Ragnar Redbear. It was this inflammatory rhetoric that spurned my own. While I am a positive person, like any person, I cannot help but notice the incongruities, false narratives, misperceptions, and outright lies being spoon-fed to the human beings of Planet Earth. Therefore, without the inherent racism and intolerance of the original these are my decrees.