With the holiday shopping season in full swing, advertisers are finding all sorts of appalling ways to jury-rig classic Christmas carols in order to sell everything from Audis to underwear. Plus, an Ad Councilor spots a gem in the wild, and a jingle harkens back to the halcyon days of well-staffed grocery stores. Here are links to the ads we talked about in this week’s show: Jeep - 12 Days of Jeep https://www.ispot.tv/ad/B8PZ/jeep-holidays-the-twelve-days-of-jeep-t1 Show AEW - 12 Days of shopping https://www.ispot.tv/ad/f0iy/all-elite-wrestling-12-days-of-shop-aew-featuring-harley-cameron Audi - Jingle Bells https://www.ispot.tv/ad/BaWZ/audi-jingle-bells-t1 Nintendo 64 - JIngle Bells https://youtu.be/ASOIS-LE6V4?si=4LKRvDKkn_ofLia8 KMart - Joe Boxer Jingle Bells https://youtu.be/9PVhIMr4ScI?si=rdzNZBevUZaFbEKB Target - Unexpected (Carol of the Bells) https://www.ispot.tv/ad/BQs3/target-holidays-unexpected BarkBox - Squeaky bells https://www.ispot.tv/ad/2KwY/barkbox-tis-the-season Verizon/iPhone - Carolers https://www.ispot.tv/ad/5RRo/verizon-holiday-carolers Duluth Trading Company - Carol of the Bells https://www.ispot.tv/ad/2gXt/duluth-trading-company-carol-of-the-bells Osmo - Muahahaha of the bells https://www.ispot.tv/ad/qR48/osmo-holidays-muahahaha-of-the-bells Dish Network - We Dish You a Merry Christmas https://youtu.be/bp0KeVXSQg0?si=OJ6aYMBiR6KGcbqI Snuggie - We Wish You a Snuggie Christmas https://www.ispot.tv/ad/wsvI/snuggie-we-wish-you-a-snuggie-christmas Mass Mutual - Silent Night, Awkward Night https://www.ispot.tv/ad/2N6d/massmutual-holidays-silent-night Sallyport Commercial Finance - Sallyport Rocks https://youtu.be/pb8W5sP0su8?si=o6ZLOxhHm1ijQzEE Bosch - Dishwasher https://youtu.be/4KKe89hYyUU?si=oXw3zEEaMkZP_vDx Hy-Vee Jingle https://youtu.be/GhpzMuK9bgk?si=DRBLzWhdgpsX_yFu