Ain’t Slayed Nobody is a Call of Cthulhu actual play podcast that blends eldritch horror, Weird West storytelling, and dark comedy. Hosted by cuppycup and Scott Dorward, we run cinematic TTRPG adventures with roleplaying, rich sound design and tight edits. New to the show? Jump into the latest one‑shot or start the Y'all of Cthulhu campaign in Down Darker Trails. Follow us to join the posse and face what slithers in the dark.
We’ve told stories in systems like The Between, Cthulhu Dark, Cosmic Dark, and Public Access, but our heart is in Chaosium Call of Cthulhu RPG games. We blend roleplaying, laughs, and cosmic horror in equal measure. If you love a horror podcast, a TTRPG podcast, or shows like The Glass Cannon Network, The Apocalypse Players, Worlds Beyond Number, Dungeons & Daddies, or Pretending to be People, you’ll feel right at home.
Join our Discord at https://slayed.me/discord to chat with the community, or support us on Patreon at https://patreon.com/aintslayed for ad-free episodes, bonus content, early access, and even the chance to help shape our next story.
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Ain’t Slayed Nobody is a Call of Cthulhu actual play podcast that blends eldritch horror, Weird West storytelling, and dark comedy. Hosted by cuppycup and Scott Dorward, we run cinematic TTRPG adventures with roleplaying, rich sound design and tight edits. New to the show? Jump into the latest one‑shot or start the Y'all of Cthulhu campaign in Down Darker Trails. Follow us to join the posse and face what slithers in the dark.
We’ve told stories in systems like The Between, Cthulhu Dark, Cosmic Dark, and Public Access, but our heart is in Chaosium Call of Cthulhu RPG games. We blend roleplaying, laughs, and cosmic horror in equal measure. If you love a horror podcast, a TTRPG podcast, or shows like The Glass Cannon Network, The Apocalypse Players, Worlds Beyond Number, Dungeons & Daddies, or Pretending to be People, you’ll feel right at home.
Join our Discord at https://slayed.me/discord to chat with the community, or support us on Patreon at https://patreon.com/aintslayed for ad-free episodes, bonus content, early access, and even the chance to help shape our next story.
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Junction spirals further into blood and chaos. Eli, Silas, and Julius reappear into a grisly crime scene, while Moni and Patience face terrifying reckonings of their own.
Content Warnings: Self-Harm, Eye Trauma, Animal Death, Body Horror, Forced Restraint, Gun Violence, Death, Profanity, Violence
Keeper of Arcane Lore: cuppycup
Campaign Author: Graeme Patrick
Executive Producer: cuppycup
Content Editors: cuppycup, Graeme Patrick
Dialogue Rough Cut Editor: Rina Haenze
Audio Editor, Sound Designer, Music Supervisor: cuppycup
Player Characters
Bridgett Jeffries as Moni
Rina Haenze as Patience Cartwright
London Carlisle as Julius Ruffin
Chuck Lawrence as Eli Malcolm
Wes Davis as Silas Jacobsen
NPC Voices
Nic Rosenberg as Dot Liggett
Kim Dalton as Sally Winthrop
Aaron Burke as Jed Summers
Shawn Smith as Jack Grimm
Danny Scott and cuppycup as Waldo
Virginia Lee as Gertrude
additional voices by cuppycup
“Dead Man Walking” Theme by Cody Fry
Anthony D., Bridget, Caolán M., Drew M., E.M.F.D., Heather P., India thank you terror, Killius Manjaro, Matthew C., Not That Nic, Skip M., Call Me Dirt, Dan F., firecop890, Jeff F., Jessen, Mario S., Michael H., mmm0rphine, Nathanael C., Tomboi LaCroix
New Patrons
Vexcev, Dev S., Euclid Prime, Patrick S., Susannah M., Rachael B., Craig S., Mr. Chicken, Sarah T., Holden O., Dennis H., Brandon, Bridger D., Lewis A., Jonathan T., klorpdonk
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