Sexy Plumbers and Demon Twinks

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Back Porch Btchn Podcast

Patryck

16 episodes

3 days ago

A Southern conversational podcast hosted by Patryck that blends southern charm with unfiltered honesty about life, mental health, dating, and modern culture. Each episode features "Porch Mail: Y'all's Bitching" where listeners submit complaints for Patryck to validate and expand on, followed by deep dives into topics like personal growth, gay dating in small communities, social media toxicity, and the messy reality of being human. With his signature mix of self-deprecating humor and genuine insight, Patryck creates a space for authentic conversations that make listeners feel seen.

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Sexy Plumbers and Demon Twinks

Back Porch Btchn Podcast

28 minutes 39 seconds

3 weeks ago

Sexy Plumbers and Demon Twinks

Episode 11: Patryck is taking on sexy Halloween costumes and we are DYING 💀

What’s scarier than a haunted house? Stretch marks with a Michael Myers mask. C-section scars and a sexy nun costume. A sexy plumber who’s going to “sexily unclog your toilet.” Make it make sense!

This week’s chaos:

Gay men with costumes so specific they need a PowerPoint to explain (Cindy Crawford’s mole? The wine stain from the 2003 VMAs??)
Straight men pretending they didn’t spend 45 minutes on that contour
Ryan Murphy turning every true crime story into softcore porn (Ed Gein made FURNITURE, Ryan!)
What actually scares us: demon twinks, American doll teeth, and capitalism

Patryck’s closing wisdom: “That’s not a costume, Linda, that’s just you in your underwear with a calculator you don’t even know how to use.”

Happy Halloween, y’all! 🍬🍺

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