Did anyone else notice the odd wailing sound that filled Tecumseh last night? I for one was instilled with a sense of impending doom. This is Vox and you’re listening to Not Really Radio.
There’s a lot going on in this morning’s broadcast, so as my good friend Clark Cothern II second says: Hike up yer skirts lassies we’re goin’ to run today!
- First and foremost, it’s been a couple days since my huge goof and my FBCI sources still aren’t speaking to me. It occurred to me, I haven’t apologized. Allow me to do so. Dear Federal Bureau of Cryptid Investigation, specifically agents Al and Joey. I apologize for ruining your plans to handle the Deer Whisperer, Talking Fish Smugglers and Akaname all at once. I realize that my annoyance at being abducted from my home and flown all over town is no reason to interfere with your very serious jobs. I apologize and will try to do better in the future
- Several listeners have asked if the FBCI are aliens, since my description of their ufo makes it seem like they’re definitely aliens. They are not. They simply enjoy a decent working relationship with the Men in Black. As such they have access to things like flying saucers, cool sunglasses and an inflated sense of importance.
- Tim the hydra who lives near the wastewater plant has asked that citizens please run slower, he’s not as young as he used to be and is having a hard time catching dinner lately. He’s down two pants sizes and can’t afford to keep replacing his wardrobe.
- The Not Really Radio podcast is in the market for an expert in science type stuff. Only serious applicants please. Just leave your resume taped to the back of the first stop sign at the jackalope crossing over by the products.
- Witnesses have been calling, texting and tweeting about a fairly organized herd of deer who marching across Brown st near the high school holding up traffic. The brazen herd ignored motorists who slammed on their brakes and laid on their horns. As one caller said “When we honked at them they turned to look at us and walked slower. It was extremely dumb and maybe a little menacing. Mostly because they were accompanied by people wearing t-shirts that said things like "deer are the best" and "down with Nugent" who seemed to be duct taping assault rifles to their flanks”
- It seems there is a Chester Chase imposter out there causing a considerable amount of mayhem. Physically he is virtually indistinguishable from the genuine article. You can identify him by his proclivity for entering talent contests, losing, then stealing the rightful winner's trophy while screaming "I'm a brown banana from funkytown" or "down with cars"or sometimes "I'm number 1". Also he sports a sinister mustache. If you encounter this imposter, alert the fbci immediately because having a bad mustache is a crime.
- Finally, one of the people singing on the Not Really Radio live event on April 30 at 7pm is Faith Rhodes. I had the chance to talk to her via telephone recently and got this interview:
