In today’s episode, I tell the completely reasonable story of how one tiny crease on my forehead sent me spiraling straight into a Mega Millions daydream. You know — just a casual billion-dollar plan to fix a fine line.

We’re talking kids outgrowing clothes, anti-aging chaos, financial delusion, and how I went from “maybe I need moisturizer” to “actually, let me run the math on my $300 million after taxes.”

If you’ve ever gone from minor inconvenience to full fantasy future in under 30 seconds… welcome home.