Vows tested. Dice loaded. War warms up. This week on Booked for Two, we cover Bonds of Hercules, Chapters 22–30 — where Alexis almost nukes her marriage bond, the SGC gets bumped up to tomorrow, and Zeus absolutely does not play fair with those dice. In this episode: Dinner with the death husbands: blood-vial shots, shared pain, Kharon’s face healing under her hands, and Alexis choosing not to kill them… yet. Kharon’s midnight stalker-shifts, diamond bribery, and “personal space is a myth” love language. Augustus punches a mirror, loses a headache, and gains a new, much scarier level of clarity. SGC nightmare fuel: moved-up start date, everyone locked in the arena, and Fluffy Jr possibly evolving into something with wings, hooves… or both. Cell-block chaos: one tiny bed, three spouses, zero sleep, and a very blue-balled fade-to-black thanks to Mr. Responsibility. Opening ceremony: Galaxy Quest chants, Olympian vs Chthonic tension, rigged dice, and Alexis pulled for twelve labors while Fate smiles like she knows the script. Late-night calculator session, murder lists, cigarette-burn scars, and the tiny hint that Alexis might’ve just read Augustus’s mind. Segments: SpartanCenter (SGCN): Highlights, chaos, and our Top 5 Replays, sponsored by Fluffy Jr’s FetchGuard Sticks™ — All the unhinged fetch energy, none of the choking hazard. New episodes every Thursday at 6 a.m. CT. Live on TikTok every Thursday at 7:30 p.m. CT. Follow @BookedForTwoPodcast for chapter drops, chaos, and extras. If you’re here for gods, gladiator games, and a heroine staring down twelve labors like it’s just another Tuesday—follow, rate, and tell a friend. 👕 Booked for Two merchandise: www.bookedfortwo.com 💬 Join the conversation on Discord! → https://discord.gg/k6USYJJVuJ Follow us: ✨ Patreon: Join Us! 📸 Instagram: @bookedfortwopodcast 🎵 TikTok: @bookedfortwopodcast 📘 Facebook: @bookedfortwopodcast ▶️ YouTube: @bookedfortwopodcast 📩 Email us and tell us how we’re doing: bookedfortwopodcast@gmail.com 🔥 Keep turning the page!