Lazy Dog Eye

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Brandon and Daniel's Podcast

90 episodes

2 days ago

just two bros

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Lazy Dog Eye | Ep 90

Brandon and Daniel's Podcast

1 hour 3 minutes 14 seconds

6 days ago

Lazy Dog Eye | Ep 90

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We break it all down — the aftermath, the science of throwing up, why it somehow feels good after, and the worst feeling known to man: needing to throw up and [sync sound effect] at the same time.From there the conversation spins the way it always does — straight from sickness to comedy, to dogs destroying furniture, to life advice that probably shouldn’t be taken. Daniel goes on about his parents’ dogs eating their beds, Brandon starts talking about failed stitches, old scars, childhood injuries, and somehow we end up debating the Oregon Trail, drowning statistics, and why people still can’t swim.There’s no guest to hide behind this time, no structure, no Quick Questions — just real chemistry between two hosts who’ve done this long enough to know when to lean in and when to let it breathe. We talk editing, censorship, why we stopped cutting things out, and how every big show you love got big by keeping the weird, uncomfortable moments in.We talk about building the studio, the infamous bench, and the idea of making guests literally sit on portraits of our faces. We talk about signing the bench, building our own culture, and what it means to create something permanent. Then we spiral into stories about lifeguard days, hot moms at the YMCA, near-drownings, and one of the funniest tangents we’ve had all year.There’s real friendship energy here — us arguing about who lied about leaving early, why Daniel still checks people’s locations like a detective, and why Brandon refuses to share his. Then the conversation swerves into conspiracies, Big Pharma, antibiotics, pigs, onions in socks, Tesla’s Mad Max mode, and how every conversation we have somehow ends with the same sentence: “We should probably cut that out.”But we didn’t.That’s the difference. Episode 90 is pure unfiltered Brandon & Daniel — the version that built this show from nothing. No fake bits. No over-production. Just real talk, oversharing, bad ideas, and moments that remind you why you started listening in the first place.Topics include:– Brandon’s mid-episode meltdown– The science of throwing up vs [sync sound effect]– The dog crime investigation– Childhood scars and near-death stories– Why editing kills authenticity– Bench signings and permanent mistakes– Lifeguard confessions– Location-sharing paranoia– Medicine, conspiracies, and onion socks– Tesla Mad Max mode (Brandon’s new obsession)– Building a legacy one disgusting story at a time

TIMESTAMPS:

0:14 INTIMATE/FIRST TIME SITTING ACROSS

0:55 TAPPING OUT OF A PODCAST

02:21 ON THE BOWL THROWING IT UP

04:03 FINGER IN THE MOUTH

05:02 DR. DAN

06:49 WOUNDED ANIMAL

07:41 LAZY DOG EYE

08:12 DOGS IN A CAGE

09:25 LESS EDITING

10:09 COUNTRY COMEDY ROAST

13:33 NOTHING PRODUCTIVE