This week on Bravoholics Anonymous, Lindsay is flying solo at the mic — steering the ship through The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City Season 6, Episode 7: “Above Deck and Below the Belt.” In a can’t-miss crossover with Below Deck Down Under, the Salt Lake ladies set sail for Heather’s Caribbean adventure — but one snowflake’s absence doesn’t go unnoticed. Once aboard, Britani’s flirting with Captain Jason sends waves through the deck crew, and by sunset, alliances are shifting faster than the tide. 🌊 Before diving into the recap, Lindsay kicks things off with the return of a fan-favorite segment: DOOM SCROLL DIARIES.From Bravo’s hottest headlines to unhinged TikTok takes, Lindsay scrolls through the week’s most chaotic chatter featuring:💬 @thetalkofshame, @scheananigans, @user45988625858705, @letifornari, @just_bookin_around, @tayyy.v, @basicandbravo, @joshtherhonystan, and Bitch Sesh on YouTube. We’re talking Andy Cohen’s Call Her Daddy interview, Jen Shah’s mystery Uber conspiracy, and the internet’s latest theories that even Captain Jason couldn’t navigate. 🚢 Then it’s anchors up for a full recap of this Bravo crossover event — the first in a three-part mini-series — where Lindsay shares her BRAVO 💎 and HELL NO 💀 moments of the week. From Bronwyn’s late-but-iconic yacht arrival to bunk-bed drama and tequila-fueled turbulence, this episode proves not every storm comes from the weather. So grab your life jacket, pour your rosé, and join the captain’s table — it’s time to get ship-faced on Salt Lake. ⚓️✨ Welcome back to another meeting of Bravoholics Anonymous.