Week 2 is here, and the NFL chaos is already in midseason form. We’ve got headlines that sound more like tabloid stories—Nick Bonitto cashes in, Cooper pulls a surprise retirement, and Jalen decides to… spit his way out of a game. Yikes.

Derek and Caleb dive into The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly (spoiler: Mike Gundy makes another cameo), play a round of NFL Stockwatch where Daniel Jones is somehow a “buy,” and debate whether Tua belongs in the clearance bin.

Our Game of the Week is Jaguars at Bengals, where Evan McPherson’s leg and Brenton Strange’s hands might just be the X-factors. Plus, Brodie Bets are back—because nothing says football like picking against your better judgment.

So grab a snack, fire up your dad-joke radar, and join us as we fumble our way through predictions, bad puns, and maybe even a good take or two.

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