Week 2 is in the books, and it left us with injuries, chaos, and a few teams that already need a paper bag to breathe into. Joe Burrow’s toe taps out, Derek breaks down the hype train derailment (sorry, Arch), and Caleb celebrates Husker volleyball while side-eyeing the critics.

We fire up the 0-2 Club Panic Meter Draft, debate which franchises should smash the big red button, and play another round of Stockwatch—Georgia Tech somehow lands in the “buy” column while the Bengals slide into “sell” territory.

Our Game of the Week is Rams at Eagles, where Reed Blankenship and A.J. Brown headline the X-Factor watch. Plus, Brodie Bets return with the usual mix of hot takes, cold picks, and questionable logic (a.k.a. the good stuff).

So whether your team is flying high or sitting at 0-2 wondering if it’s draft season already—grab a seat and join us for some laughs, bold predictions, and just enough panic to keep it spicy.

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