Welcome back to Music Uncensored — where your motel-diva-turned-lyric-detective, Lex, breaks down the songs you think you know and exposes the delicious mess underneath. This week we’re diving heel-first into “Moves Like Jagger” by Maroon 5, featuring the queen of vocal fireworks herself, Christina Aguilera. And yes, baby — we’re covering ALL the lyrics this time. Adam’s cheeky charm, Christina’s glam-ass power runs, the whistle riff that lives rent-free in everyone’s brain… we’re unpacking every glittery, sweaty, hip-popping moment. Expect: A full lyric breakdown, start to finish The real history behind the song Why Mick Jagger’s hips have more cultural impact than half of Hollywood Lex’s chaotic commentary, questionable dance moves, and probably a memory of accidentally grinding on the wrong person at the club Last week’s recap of The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald — yes, we go from maritime tragedy to Adam Levine’s pelvis. Range, darling. RANGE. Grab a drink, loosen those shoulders, and get ready to strut with Lex.Because tonight… we’ve got the moves.