Fasten your seatbelts, dolls — this week’s episode is a chaotic cocktail of true crime, celebrity delusion, and Bravo-level mess.

First, we’re diving head-first into crimes of passion and full-on beheadings — the kind of cases that make you clutch your pearls, question humanity, and triple-lock your doors. We break down what pushes someone past the edge, the wildest twists from recent cases, and why these stories haunt us long after the headlines fade.

Then, we’re teleporting straight to BravoCon 2025, where the wigs were big, the egos were bigger, and the drama was absolutely unhinged. Cast feuds, surprise appearances, shady fan questions — we’re spilling everything you missed and everything Bravo wishes they could’ve edited out.

And finally, we’re wrapping things up in Salt Lake City, because the latest episode of Real Housewives of SLC gave us more chaos than a beauty lab grand opening. We’re breaking down the screaming, the scheming, the tears, and the truly iconic moments that prove these women are carrying reality TV on their backs.

It’s gruesome crimes, Bravo glitter, and Mormon-mountain mayhem all in one episode — and yes, we made a cocktail to match.