This week on The Crypto Camel, the market reminds everyone that narratives cut both ways. An AI-agent whale gets obliterated in a brutal 90% fire sale, Solana’s ETF records its first real outflow, and Coinbase flashes a technical death cross just as it prepares to launch prediction markets. We’ll dig into unauthorized token sale accusations, South Korea’s stablecoin standoff, Base drama involving Soulja Boy, and why DEX users are quietly winning the custody war.