It's 2025 and we are still fighting fights that shouldn't even be fights. Women's healthcare, their bodily autonomy shouldn't be up for debate. Yet because we as a society have the collective IQ of a circus peanut and allow the powers that be to divide of us over dumb shit...here we are. 

Welcome back to the dark corner of the internet where I, your friendly neighborhood cult leader, unearth the issues lurking in plain sight. Today, I’ve got a topic that’s not just relevant but persistently maddening: women’s healthcare access. You’d think, in 2025, we’d be beyond debating whether half the population deserves essential healthcare, but here we are. So buckle in for an hour of dark humor, a bit of historical illumination, and, as always, your letters. Let’s get started.