Class is in session on Current Plays! This week, Jordan and Thomas don their academic robes for Alma Mater from Eggertspiel, a brainy euro where you’re not just running a university, you’re shaping the very curriculum of the Renaissance. Recruiting professors, publishing books, attracting the best students… it’s all here, wrapped in colourful production and crunchy mechanisms.

The hosts chat about how tight the economy feels, the struggle of keeping on top of everything, and which parts of the design really earn top marks. It’s equal parts lecture hall and brainy brawl, and by the end of the episode, only one dean will graduate with honours. Veni, Vidi, Valedictorian.