Bikinis, BBQs… and bloodshed. It’s summer, baby. And guess what? The sun’s trying to kill you. Not the government. Not your neighbor. Not some guy on a podcast screaming about lizard people and fluoride. Nope. Just our good ol’ flaming death orb in the sky turning the Earth into a microwaved Hot Pocket of doom.

Meanwhile… over at the Kayfabe Zone with the Mikes on Mics... things are getting way too political. Like C-Span but with concussions levels of political. I don’t know what they’re doing over there. I’m just trying to talk about solar flares, skin melting off, ritual BBQs, and how sunscreen is probably a lie.

Let me be your vacation ruiner, not your political commentator.

Also—cry for help incoming—My dog Mikey has a serious heart condition. I’m out here podcasting through existential heatstroke while trying to afford his meds. If you enjoy the show and want to keep Mikey alive and adorable, please consider donating. Or don’t, and I’ll tell him it’s your fault when he looks at me with his sad eyes.

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