We’re back…kinda? Yeah, sorry. Things have been a bit of a mess behind the scenes lately, but we didn’t forget about you! To make up for our recent lack of DCOM coverage, it seemed like the perfect time to do a bonus episode! Remember when we used to do those? This time however, we’re going farther back than we’ve been before and talking about one of the classics of WTF children’s cinema: The Neverending Story! Zach (@chinchymcchilla) from Teenagers With Attitude (@TeensWithTude) will be your guide, since he was actually a child during the era this thing decided to implant itself in the minds of kids forever…whether they wanted it to or not.

Luke has some Titanic takes and has a plethora of favorite characters.

Zack revisits his childhood (because he’s old) and never forgets a pair of breasts.

Talking Points: Recording Difficulties, Just The Right Amount of Weird, Pacing Problems, Metaphors And Vagueness, The Beginning Doesn’t Matter, Movies Just Had Theme Songs Sometimes, Bastian’s Sad Little Life, The Repressed Dad’s Insane Morning Routine, Adaptation Oddities, Movie Bullies, The Most Obvious Magical Store Of All Time, This Child Has Not Read LOTR, You Don’t Want No Part Of This, This Child Is Breaking Too Many Rules, The Most Insane Attic Of All Time, Dropping You Right In, The Rock Biter Rules, The Nothing Is…Nothing?, The Night Hob Is Jacked, The Important Meeting Of Weirdos, Poorly Aged Coding/Casting, The Deepest V You’ve Ever Seen, The Child(like?) Empress, THE AURYN, What’s Going On With The Gmork, Wolf Henchman Interview, The Ultimate Creature of Darkness: Capitalism, Suddenly In The Swamp Of Sadness, Equine Screen Time, There’s No Way Around It: The Horse Drowns, Giant Turtle!, The Scream From Another World, Being Chill With The End Of The World, Staying Late At School Voluntarily, Falkor Is Kinda Mid, Animals Making Human Sounds, Princess Bride Energy, Evil Scientist Vibes, There’s A Demon In That There Book, Saving Money In Your Production Budget, The Rock Biter’s Tragic Turn, The Wolf Can Talk Apparently And Actually Explains A Lot, That’s Why It’s Called That, German Sensibilities, The Necklace Finally Does Something, The Childlike Empress Blows Our Minds, Translation Woes, The Literal Neverending Story, I Probably Would Have Tried To Resurrect My Mom But That Works Too, Traumatizing Innocent Civilians, The Insane Closing Text Crawl