In Kint, rumors of ghosts have persisted for decades -- soft conversations drifting through alleys, philosophical debates murmuring from empty rooms, the occasional sigh from beneath a window when no one is there. But recent investigations by the Ministry have revealed the truth at last: these are not ghosts at all, but cats. All cats in Kint, it seems, have been fluent in human language for centuries; they simply declined to participate. When asked why they never spoke sooner, a tabby explained, “Have you humans heard yourselves? It would be like talking to a dog.” Cats, it turns out, possess intricate philosophies, impeccable timing, and a profound understanding of their place in the universe.

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