Every day is Valentines Day with tender woman-pleasers like Pat and Brad, so it makes perfect sense that we'd release our Valentines Day Special in mid-April. Follow that? Today we read "Don’t Ask Forever: My Love Affair With Elvis" by Elvis lover and lovee Joyce Bova. Elvis dick-pranks, mutual adult gratification (wink!), hookers, and the Presley family's challenges with small talk. Plus, we go deep on foreskin. Want to chat? Email us at elvisbookclub@gmail.com or call and leave a message (which we may play in a future episode) at (312) 380-1114.