The title is self-explanatory. This is just basically me venting for 15 minutes. But don't worry... None of it is aimed at you. Unless you happen to be a millennial hipster douchebag who probably has a man bun, lives very likely in Williamsburg, and despite all your good intentions have a tendency to stick up for autocratic South American dictators just because they use words you like in the press releases they send out to naive gringos like you. If that applies to you, then this maybe will sting a little and I'm sorry.