Welcome to online dating: the land of vibes, red flags, and suspiciously blurry selfies.

This episode spills the truth the apps won’t: the red flags that somehow never make it into the terms and conditions, the digital nonsense you should sprint from, and the simple ways to protect yourself while you swipe, chat, block, and keep it moving.

A crash course in avoiding creeps, dodging chaos, and surviving the online dating multiverse with your dignity and your data intact.