Is this the worst movie we've ever reviewed? Mike, Ivy, Adam, and Vin weigh in on a horror movie adapted from the 1993 game, Alone in the Dark. Starring Christian Slater, Tara Reid, and Stephen Orndorff. Directed by the infamous Uwe Boll.

Edward Carnby discovers ancient artifacts that he must keep from an evil professor who seeks to open the door between light and darkness.