Jeff and Jason are back for episode 40, kicking things off with a tale of two home improvement projects. While Jason finally gets a new garage door after a decade, Jeff deals with a catastrophic ceiling leak. The guys then shout out a fantastic local cover band, The Red Roses, before diving into the hilarious "NFL Roast of the Chicago Bears". This leads to a deep dive into Bears training camp, Caleb Williams' progress, and a full breakdown from the FOJ Sports Machine on a potential blockbuster trade for Micah Parsons. The conversation also covers a baby taking her first steps mid-race, a heinous crime committed against cinnamon rolls, the Netflix series "Quarterback", and the possibility of Metallica playing the Las Vegas Sphere.

(00:00:21) Jason's Productive Week: New Garage Door

(00:08:08) Jeff's Home Repair Nightmare: The Ceiling Leak

(00:11:47) The Pains of Finding Good Contractors

(00:21:46) Reviewing Local Cover Bands: The Red Roses Shoutout

(00:33:17) The NFL Roasts the Chicago Bears

(00:37:19) Bears Training Camp Update

(00:43:39) Should the Bears Trade for Micah Parsons?

(01:00:21) A Baby Takes Her First Steps During a Crawl Race

(01:06:01) A Crime Against Humanity: Cinnamon Rolls

(01:12:09) Dumb Ass of the Week

(01:13:32) Netflix's "Quarterback" Documentary Review

(01:29:10) Chicago White Sox Update

(01:47:13) South Park's Billion Dollar Deal

(01:56:29) What's On Our Playlists?

(02:03:03) Metallica at the Las Vegas Sphere?

Keywords:Home Repair, Garage Door, Ceiling Leak, HVAC, Contractors, Chicago Bears, NFL, Micah Parsons, Caleb Williams, NFL Roast, Cover Band, The Red Roses, Live Music, Baby Crawl Race, WNBA, Cinnamon Roll, Food, Comedy, Netflix, Quarterback, Jared Goff, Joe Burrow, Kirk Cousins, South Park, Metallica, Las Vegas Sphere, Chicago White Sox, MLB, FOJ Podcast, Jeff, Jason