We’re covering everything from foreheads to festivities… and somehow knee-high socks made the cut too.

In this episode, the girls dive into the glamorous (and occasionally chaotic) world of Botox and chemical peels—aka the land where informed consent is queen and showing up unprepared is the real wrinkle-causing stressor. We’re talking what you should know before letting someone poke, peel, freeze, zap, or rejuvenate your face.

Then we pivot to the true champions of the holiday season: moms. The moms are undefeated. The moms go 16–0. The moms have been training for December since July. And honestly? We’re just trying to keep up.

Speaking of gifts—listen, you can argue, but you can’t win: gift cards are the GOAT. They’re thoughtful, practical, and guaranteed to never be returned. If loving a gift card is wrong, we don’t want to be right.

And finally… a moment of silence, please. Because the fashion gods have betrayed millennials everywhere: knee-high volleyball socks are back. Yes. Those knee-high socks. And no, we’re not emotionally stable enough for this timeline.