This week on Fried Footie, things get WILD.We’re talking Lamine Yamal’s grown-woman situation, Trent getting cooked at Real Madrid, and why the Club World Cup is flopping HARD in America. Also, why Cole Palmer might actually be fraudwatch. The footie’s hot, the takes are hotter, and the jokes? Fried.⏰ Timestamps:00:00 – Trent to Madrid: Real Fans Already Sick?!00:29 – The Lamine Yamal & His 30-Year-Old “Girlfriend” Saga02:45 – Why Nobody in Europe Blinks at This04:33 – “Yamal Needs To Hang Out With More Black People” 😭06:30 – Trent Getting Targeted in His Real Madrid Debut08:00 – Moving Trent to Midfield… Already?10:22 – Real Madrid Fans Calling for Perez to Be Arrested11:58 – Madrid Ain’t a Superteam, No Matter the Hype13:55 – Rashford, Sancho, Antony OUT of United’s Future?16:00 – “Take Garnacho’s Wage And GO!”18:23 – Club World Cup = Empty Stadiums 24:00 – Why Nobody Cares About These Games27:00 – Brad’s Wild Story About FIFA Execs and Trump Tower28:47 – Nico Williams to Barça? Are They Unstoppable Now?32:00 – Can Nico + Yamal + Raphinha All Coexist?35:10 – Barcelona Without Lewandowski?36:05 – Cole Palmer: 26 Games, 0 Non-Penalty Goals38:49 – Cole Palmer = Halliburton of the Premier League?41:00 – “Saka Would NEVER” – Why Cole Isn’t Him42:13 – Body-Shaming in 2025: Still Fair Game?43:12 – Ryan Cherki: Fat Starboy or Future Baller?44:12 – Man City: Pep’s Weird Summer Strategy46:00 – Cole Palmer’s Price Tag? Rodney Has Thoughts47:00 – Shoutout Jakarta 🇮🇩 + Sign-Off📌 Don’t forget to like, subscribe, and turn on post notifications. We drop every week!Follow us on IG & TikTok → @friedfootie