On this episode of Fried Footie, we’re joined by novelist, essayist, and football thinker Zito Madu (@zeets7) for an expansive conversation that blends Arsenal angst, Manchester United despair, and the contradictions of modern football.From his “literary fortress” in Brooklyn, Zito speaks candidly about Mikel Arteta’s preventative style of coaching — a philosophy that seeks safety over risk, structure over spontaneity. Is this risk-averse approach the reason Arsenal continue to hover just short of glory, forever shadowed by Liverpool’s relentlessness?We also dive into Eberechi Eze’s improbable call to Arsenal, the fever around 15-year-old Max Dowman, and the existential question of whether Odegaard truly embodies captaincy. Zito dissects United’s slide under Ruben Amorim with sharp wit, highlighting a system that dulls its stars rather than elevates them, before skewering the Premier League’s most tortured defenses with the imagery only a writer of his caliber can provide.From the absurd (hairlines reborn in Turkey, Ronaldo as the last true dictator of Europe) to the deeply serious (the failures of African football federations, the fragility of the 2026 World Cup in America), the conversation travels widely but always circles back to the heart of fandom: joy, misery, and the impossible hope that the next season will be different.Zito also shares a remarkable personal story — his years competing in Detroit’s local “World Cup,” where he found himself carrying an undermanned team deep into the semifinals, a microcosm of his belief that football is ultimately about shared struggle, laughter, and the poetry of the game.Whether you’re an Arsenal supporter bracing for heartbreak or a United fan drowning in déjà vu, this episode is a masterclass in how to analyze football with equal parts intellect and soul.Chapters:00:00 – Intro: Zito Madu joins Fried Footie00:26 – Arsenal’s curse: second place and Liverpool’s shadow01:18 – Arteta’s “preventative football” explained02:50 – Eze’s Arsenal call and the Beyoncé analogy05:40 – Max Dowman, Odegaard, and captaincy debates06:36 – Amorim’s United: a system gone wrong08:10 – Doku, Luke Shaw, and United’s fragile defense10:25 – Hairlines, Turkey, and Salah’s fade11:50 – Would Iraola take the United job?13:24 – Why dual-nationals avoid Nigeria and other federations19:48 – Messi at 38, Ronaldo the “dictator”24:23 – Product vs. person: why Messi moments endure27:34 – The risks of World Cup 2026 in the U.S.34:13 – Detroit’s “fake World Cup” and Zito’s unlikely run40:33 – Politics, people, and football as shared struggle42:47 – Wrap: Mexico City dreams & laughterGuest:Zito Madu — writer (GQ, The New Yorker, and more), author of The Minotaur at Kaie Lanza. IG: @zeets7Follow Us:IG/TikTok/YT: @friedfootie • Hosts: Brad Morgan, Charles Abankwa, Rodney Davis