Whales are better than humans. Full stop, no further explanation, I don't want to hear arguments against it. Think of a moment in your life when you did something genuinely kind for someone else, okay? Ready? On that day there was a sperm whale that was 100times better than your shitty little moment. What did you do, anway? Make your mom a disgusting pancake breakfast before punching your sister in the face on Mother's Day, when your mom is so tired and depressed that all she wants is to take a nap and not hear violence in the house. By the way, she never forgave you. Your childhood continues to haunt her, you fucking non-whale piece of shit