We hear no boats come sailing in, except for the long-awaited H.M.S. Greetsgiving dingy, spewing forth with Hogsheads filled with greeting cards for one and all in this new year! Join Admiral Bobby, 2nd Mate Dan, and the entire cast of Caligula (aka our cabin crew) as we ring in the Greetsgiving with Roman Pilum and Lion Units, sad Irish upbringings, and a gentle-yet-constant reminder that episodes will come out whenever this captain's crew damn well pleases! But hey, we're here now, so lets review the past 14 cards! We're neither terribly impressed nor frightened, and we hope you aren't either! Stay tuned for some insanely-late holiday episodes, coming on the next barge in!