Hints at Sal's comedic origins as we discover the improv group that started him on this dark path. And why it's his only hope for getting (90s era) "it."

The guys reminisce about their first blowjays (feel free to not write in about your story).

Birthday fucks, are they guaranteed, and do they count as a gift?

Steamdeck-emulator talk, and a bit more knife-twisting on Battlefail 2042.

We realize this may accidentally be an all tech ep, we learn to love it. Resident Evil 8 introduced a VR mode where a vampire MILF chases you down for tickles, right?

Someone made Salvador watch Dahmer, and find out if it changed him (spoiler: no.)

Which trophies are worth keeping?

Scorn finally came out, and turned out to be...

Justin molds Sal into a better pirate.

Yup, definitely a techy episode.