Kieran and Tom are back with your two-a-week… a week late. Sorry. Let's talk Aliens and Bill!

PLUS: Kieran's crap fortnight, ageing, meat products, What We Do In The Shadows (the movie), What We Do In The Shadows (the TV show), Horrible Histories, Take That, The Cockernee Players of Bow, crossdressing, accents, all-day breakfast, fish & chips, beards, vegetables, Francis Walsingham, Ralph Fiennes, bending of history, Geoffrey Rush, plurals, how xenomorph reproduction works, a hostile crew, The Princess Bride, cinematography, Ian Holm, android amnesia, The Terminator, Brian Dennehy, advances in animatronics, Doug Jones, motion capture, Joss Whedon, David Fincher, Prometheus, studio interference, the power loader, T2, True Lies, Titanic, Avatar, shoddy airlock design, Spy Time/Anacleto and a lot of on-air Googling.

Follow Kieran's Bell's palsy progress via his video diaries: http://bit.ly/kieranbells

Rent Tom's feature length documentary The Easy Bit on Prime Video: http://bit.ly/theeasybit