The holidays come early on this week’s Hello Uglies as Joe and Lauri unwrap Dragula: Titans Episode 5, “Holidays of Horror.” The monsters deck the halls with filth, horror, and a surprising double extermination that leaves the hosts both impressed and a little exhausted.
Joe kicks off with the usual chaos, plugging Just Between Us Ghouls and recapping the previous week’s internet drama before diving into this season’s most polarizing challenge yet. The Boulets ask the monsters to serve filthy holiday looks—and Joe and Lauri actually agree the judging was on point this time. They crown Abhora’s grotesque Christmas tree fantasy as the right win, while debating whether Priscilla’s disturbing Father’s Day performance went too far or not far enough.
From there, the two dissect the double extermination of Priscilla and Disasterina, Lauri’s frustration with the loss of humor and drama, and Joe’s theory that some of these “exterminations” might be soft disqualifications to keep production sane. The conversation veers through the latest in-house drama: alliances that make no sense, Cynthia Doll and Blackberry’s recycled feud, and the ongoing Eva Destruction saga—which somehow spills into the studio itself.
Eva Destruction crashes the recording (again), insisting she was invited “by producer Diego.” She delivers her signature lines—“I’m just doing me!”—before being repeatedly escorted back to her stool. Her chaotic cameos become the running gag of the episode, punctuating serious analysis with pure camp energy.
For the first time all season, Joe leaves out the Ghost Host fashion critiques—but not for long. Lauri demands his return, Eva won’t stop talking about him, and Joe swears the workload might not be worth it unless listeners demand it. Consider this your call to action, Uglies.
Joe and Lauri agree the Boulets got the judging right, the looks were stellar across the board, and the show may now be too polished for its own good. As the season tightens, they wonder if the next episode—reportedly the Boulets’ favorite—can revive the tension and weirdness that made Dragula thrilling in the first place.
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