Join us for the next episode of High Tales with the Lit Sisters, where Marisa and Nicole wade into the emotional wreckage of the Onyx Storm finale. Violet is either passed out, crying, being bathed like a Victorian invalid, or slowly connecting clues with the speed of a drunk conspiracy theorist. Mira’s bleeding (again), Brennan’s buckling under his martyr complex, and Bodhi’s one dramatic monologue away from quitting the rebellion. There’s a war, a prophecy, and dragons—but somehow, still no actual plan. Between magical breakdowns and tragic bonding moments, the sisters still find time to question whether organic deodorant is a scam, if pink-pilling a carpool counts as activism, and whether your kid’s post-practice stench is just character development. So, light a candle, grab your annotated hardcover, and emotionally prepare to black out over a morally gray man—because it’s finale time, babe.