Every week we throw movies, video games, comic books, TV shows, anime, crypto, tier lists, fast food menus, and whatever else Twitter is yelling about into a neon-lit Japanese-style arena and force them to fight for supremacy. Expect unhinged hot takes, 45-minute arguments over whether Goku could predict the Ethereum charts, mandatory punishment games, airhorns at random, and at least one host crying by the end. If your favorite franchise leaves the episode without emotional damage, we didn’t do our job.