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I’m Mal—the Misfit Master of AI, or just Mal for those who refuse to type extra characters. Welcome to “I am GPTed”—the only podcast where AI advice comes with a healthy side of sarcasm and the subtle aroma of mild existential dread. If you’ve ever stared at ChatGPT, Gemini, or (heaven help us) Grok, asked it a question, and gotten an answer that might as well have been written by your neighbor’s confused goldfish—stick around.

Let’s start with a prompting technique that transforms your conversations with AIs from “meh” to “actually impressive” (or at least “barely embarrassing” by 2025 standards). My favorite? **Role prompting**.

Before:
“Summarize this document.”

That’s fine… if you want a response that has all the charisma of a wet sock.

After:
“You are a veteran journalist with a knack for clear, engaging writing. Summarize this document so it would make sense to busy non-experts.”

Suddenly, AI’s flexing like it’s auditioning for the New York Times. According to prompting experts, giving the AI a role or persona makes it produce responses that match your needs and context—because even robots need a job title to feel special.

Let’s drag this into practical territory. Here’s a use case you probably didn’t consider: **meal planning for picky eaters**. Forget the theory—if your kid only eats food in dinosaur shapes, ask,
“Act as a dietitian specializing in fussy eaters. Recommend a fun dinner for a six-year-old who thinks green things are evil.”
You’ll get meal ideas and, with luck, fewer dinner-table negotiations. Works for grocery lists, too—“Act as a chef. What groceries do I need for easy weekday dinners under 20 minutes?”

Now for the part where I show you that even AI “masters” do dumb stuff. Biggest mistake beginners make (hi, it’s me—I did too):
**Being way too vague.**
I once asked, “Write me an email.” Surprise! It gave me a generic email about absolutely nothing. Give specifics:
“Write a friendly, concise email to my boss explaining I’ll be late due to a dentist appointment, and make it sound apologetic but not dramatic.”
Boom—no scenes, no awkwardness, and no 500-word AI novella, unless your dentist is also your therapist.

Let’s get you practicing: **Exercise time**.
Open your favorite AI app, and role-play. Try three prompts:
1. “You’re a career advisor. Give me three tips to improve my resume.”
2. “You’re a stand-up comic. Tell me a joke about Mondays.”
3. “You’re a travel expert. Suggest a two-day itinerary for Tokyo—no tourist traps.”

Notice how the answers become richer and more tailored? That’s you, crushing this episode’s main lesson. Gold star, if I gave those out. (Spoiler: I don’t.)

Final tip: Don’t trust the first answer AI gives you like it’s sacred wisdom from the mountaintop. **Evaluate AI content** by asking it to “explain your reasoning” or “list sources.” You’ll catch nonsense before you unwittingly quote it in a meeting. Bonus: ask the AI, “What could make this better?” Sometimes its second answer outshines the first, like a movie sequel where the CGI budget actually increased.

Before we wrap, if you got something out of this episode and enjoy being just a bit less confused by AI each week, go ahead and subscribe to “I am GPTed.” Thanks for listening—seriously, I appreciate you risking your brain cells with me.

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