In the first in the Fairytale Fall theme, featuring a guest intro with Elliot, a serious kindergartener, Heather and Rian go all feminist on THE LITTLE MERMAID (1989). Topics include a fake ER and Heather's vertigo; Seth Cohen, all grown up; the characters on THE TERROR should have listened to THE DOLLOP; three white boys talking at each other; LITTLE MERMAID memories; we have logistical questions and the genetics of merpeople; we want Ursula's back story; a pirate's life, indeed: queer and f...