This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…
—Cracker Barrel Caves
—The Gap
—NFTs
00:00 Introductions
00:53 Cracker Barrel
14:08 The Gap
23:08 NFTs
27:52 Snoop Dog
40:10 Tesla
40:26 Trump
Cracker Barrel
Those sissies caved.
Conservatives were outraged (more so than whenever a school tragedy happens), so the powers that be cried “Uncle!”
Because they’re stupid, conservatives called the change, “woke,” but here we break down what was really supposed to happen.
The Gap
Now, the left isn’t without their crybabies, and several weeks back, blue-haired land whales breached en masse because of Sydney Sweeney.
She promoted jeans, insecure women said, “OMG, she’s prettier than I’ll ever be, I need to attack her!” and started calling Sweeney racist.
Well, The Gap has hit back with an ad full of beautiful women of their own, and the media loves it.
No one is really talking about The Gap, but the media WANTS you to talk about it, so they’re pretending the ad is going viral.
Which, it’s not.
But, the women are still pretty to look at.
NFT
NFTs are back, baby!
OK, no, they’re not.
But some people think they will be, and are still trading them.
Weird.
Snoop Dog
Snoop Dog is afraid of gay people.
He has kids, and he doesn’t know how to tell them in simple terms, “Gay people exist.”
How odd.
Tesla
Tesla was getting sued.
They were offered to settle for 60 million dollars.
They said, “No.”
They lost a verdict for $243 million.
Couldn’t have happened to a more deserving company.
Donald Trump
The media loves clickbait, and this was an awful one.
In an attempt to spark outrage toward Donald Trump, the media wrote a story about him that really wasn’t all that bad.
Kamala lose Secret Service protection.
Big whoop.
Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to.
Tune in and get your giggle on.
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