This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…
—ED
—ICE
—Odell Beckham Jr.
00:00 Introductions
00:38 ED
19:54 ICE Nativity Scene
28:56 Odell Beckham Jr.
38:50 The Economy
41:32 Netflix
ED
The Idiots take an online quiz that’s supposed to tell them how many times a day they should self-pleasure, in order to achieve bigger, harder, and longer-lasting… um, manhood moments.
(I’m trying to avoid the algorithmic censors. They would’ve had a field day with Dr. Ruth, because she was to-the-point.)
Sadly, the quiz is a bit of a disaster.
Oh well.
We won’t do this again.
(Apologies. We thought it would be funny.)
ICE Nativity Scene
Oh, the hilarity that ensues when an actual Christian uses the Bible to make a point about modern day Christianity…
A Church in Massachusetts removed Jesus, the Mother Mary, and Joseph from their Nativity Scene, replacing them with a sign that read, “ICE WAS HERE.”
Because, you know, they were immigrants.
Naturally, people who profess to love Jesus, seem to hate his teachings.
(A side discussion involves UFOs, and aliens.)
Odell Beckham Jr.
Odell is an idiot.
Maybe not to the level of Antonio Brown, because… Well, who COULD be as stupid as him?
But he said it’s hard to make $100 million last a lifetime.
He also admitted to spending an obscene amount of money on stupid stuff—dumb cars, jewelry—only he didn’t phrase it like I just did.
Anyway, STFU, a-hole.
I could make $5 million last a lifetime.
Maybe even $1 million.
The Economy
What?
Trump’s tariffs have been bad for the economy and workforce?
Who could’ve seen that coming, save for 70+ million people who don’t have the relative IQ of a turnip?
Netflix
Netflix bought Warner Brothers.
Huzzah!
Probably higher prices, but we’ll only have to pay for one streaming service, not two.
Idiots on Parade: we mock the news, so you don’t have to.
Tune in and get your giggle on.
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