This week on the podcast, your two favorite comedians discuss…
—Nikalie Monroe
—Mormons
—Zohran Mamdani
00:00 Introductions
00:32 Nikalie Monroe
05:23 Mormons
11:02 Zohran Mamdani
24:09 Lauren Bobert
26:40 Peachy Clean
31:46 Matt Kalil
34:07 Prince Andrew
42:28 Millie Bobby Brown
Nikalie Monroe
Man, you wanna talk about heroes not needing capes?
Nikalie calls churches, plays the sounds of a crying baby in the background, and asks if they can help her get a can of formula for her child.
And guess what?
The overwhelming majority say “No.”
The local Mosque, a Buddhist Center, and two Black Churches say “Yes,” but all the “good Christian” churches said “No.”
Just like you would expect them to.
Mormons
Mormons are rebranding!
Don’t call ‘em Mormons anymore, because that’s their religious N-word.
Mormons want to rebrand, and put Jesus more front and center in their religion, because having a polygamist conman like Joseph Smith as their mascot might keep their business from growing.
Sorry, did I say business?
I meant religion.
Zohran Mamdani
New York City is officially a Communist, socialist hellscape.
Man, that was fast.
Lauren Bobert
OMG, DID YOU HEAR WHAT LAUREN BOBERT DID AT HALLOWEEN??
SHE DRESSED UP IN A COSTUME!!!
Dear liberals: your crying and whining helped Trump win in 2024.
Knock it off.
Peachy Clean
For reasons no one understands, nathan received an ad for “healthy bottoming” in his Facebook feed.
Huzzah.
Matt Kalil
Matt is a Minnesota Viking (boo!), and…
Well, hung.
His ex wife divorced him because he was “too big.”
“Like, two coke cans.”
Wow.
WOW.
And, he’s white!
Prince Andrew
Technically, he’s the royal formerly known as “prince.”
At least, until the Prince estate in Minneapolis sues.
Either way, Andrew has been excommunicated to AN ENORMOUS MANSION.
And, he’s still living rent free, all expenses paid.
Millie Bobby Brown
A non-story.
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