As spring springs, host Chris Cyr is surprised to have to be talking about war.  There probably won't be a massive nuclear launch.  The Sopranos make for good analogies for talking about global politics.  Chris proves he owns the CIA Fact Book for the current year. If there was an attack, who'd be left in America? The GOP would ruin the plot of the movie Red Dawn by throwing a parade for the Russian invaders. Josh Hawley is still terrible and out of touch.  Fat rich kids are more confident than you'd think. Do they still make mouse pads?