In the wild studio plains of Insuphishient, two rare creatures, Matthew and Nicholas, conclude an ancient ritual known to locals as the Desert Island Game. The atmosphere is tense. Moments ago, a round of “WWYD” spiraled into confusion, awkward laughter, and mild emotional dehydration. Sensing danger, the pair shifts instinctively. They turn toward an older, safer form of communication: The Tastes Great versus Less Filling debate, a mating call passed down through generations of broadcast hos...