This week on JMO, the boys suffer through an LSU performance so sluggish you’d think the offense was running through quicksand, blindfolded, & in slow motion. If you watched it, you deserve a medal. But somehow, Josh & Joe uncover actual positives and bottle them up like rare optimism — proof that the future might not be doom and gloom after all.

Breaking: The Lane Train roars back into the conversation like it owns the tracks. Where is it headed now? Coaching destiny? Disaster? Both? The boys start mapping out the route like conspiracy theorists with red string. Meanwhile, Joe may have cracked Florida’s coaching code — and if he’s right, Gators fans might owe him royalties.

And just when Dan Lanning called this week’s CFB slate boring, college football said hold my beer. Upsets broke loose, nostalgia hit like Big 12 football circa 2010, and chaos reigned beautifully.

If LSU caused emotional pain, the Saints game straight-up waterboarded the fanbase.LSU vs. WKU suddenly looked like the Rose Bowl compared to that Saints-Dirty Birds disaster. The boys dig through the ashes attempting to find something — anything — positive, while simultaneously unloading trauma that probably belongs in therapy and not on a podcast (but hey, content is content).

They diagnose Eagles fans mid-breakdown, defend why Jameis deserved to walk away a winner, and watch the Colts shock us… right up until they remembered they're playing the Chiefs and sabotaged themselves accordingly.

This episode has it all — pain, hope, delusion, chaos football, and emotional damage served fresh.

0:00 intro/weekend update

5:10 lsu vs western Kentucky recap

15:40 lane kiffin coaching decision

27:35 college football recap

50:25 college football picks

59:15 nfl recap

1:14:45 nfl picks