Nostalgia hits different when you pair it with a dash of self-reflection, doesn't it? Well, buckle up as we zip through a time when my engineering dreams took a detour into the business lane, all thanks to a tricky dance with mathematics. And if you think that's juicy, wait until you hear about my early job escapades, my reverence for Rosa Parks, and the origins of my "Crazy J" moniker. We're cracking open the vault to my teenage world, from parody writing to a controversial poem that, in hin...