Do you ever have the feeling that J K Rowling was heavily influenced in writing Harry Potter by the esteemed film You’re invited to Mary Kate and Ashley’s School Dance Party? What’s all the stuff about Hufflepuff? What’s the cole slaw about Ravenclaw? What’s all the lore about Gryffindor? What makes you grin about Slytherin? Could everyone at Hogwarts wait til Saturday night? Did they also feel like they were going uphill on Monday morning? Yeah, us too. Here’s an episode where we take the 4 songs from the critically acclaimed musical You’re invited to Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen’s School Dance Party (one of the greatest musical masterpieces of a generation) and reference a lesser known incredibly niche series by sorting them into Hogwarts houses. We end up finding out something so charming it’s alarming; the Chamheads could just pull out our hair.