Kreezus written and produced by Local Business Comedy: Joey Clift, Nick Gligor, Stephen Perlstein and Dumbshit Mountain Producer Jason Smith. Produced and Mixed by Alec Sherrie Recorded at Seaward Studios and Starburns Industries.  Vocals by Carl Tart, James Ross [Beanie man]  (Silent night riff...) [Intro]  I am a Claus  I am a Claus  I am a Claus   [Hook] I am a Claus  Hurry up with my damn rudolph Hurry up with them trains & dolls  Get the Sleigh out the damn garage I am a Claus Even though I'm a Santa Claus Your wish list in the hands of Claus  So y'all better quit writin’ to Claus [Verse 1] Naughty or nice is so unlike you Kissin' santa's ass is so unlike you The only santa that’s not a white dude So here's a few hating-ass children who'll fight you If you were milk n cookies I wouldbite you And I don't even wanna hear 'bout what children might do  Old parents mentally still in high school Since the white beard they never liked you Red-ass jacket with a fucking knapsack But everybody know you brought real gifts back Gifts was unwrapped, man, we the Wrap Pack Dasher Dancer Donner Sleighback Rudolph Reinder, Red Nose shining Monop' in this bitch again, Milton Bradley Skip this house these kids be bratty Until the day day stop calling me fatty [Hook] I am a Claus  So hurry up with my damn rudolph In a family-ass residaunce Hurry up with my damn egg nog! I am a Claus  I am a Claus  I am a Claus  HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! [Verse 2] I just talked to Jesus He said, "What up, Kreezus?"  I said, "Climbing buildins, trying to gift these childrin"  I know elves bout yay high  Reindeer make dat sleigh fly  Su casa, mi casa I drink milk the mosta - HO! I am a Claus  I am a Claus  I am a Claus HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! [Outro: Justin Vernon] Ain't no way I'm coming to town. I'm a Claus Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices