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Kreezus
Kanye West / Local Business Comedy
10 episodes
3 months ago
What if Kanye West thought he was Santa Claus, and rapped about it - set to the tracks of Yeezus
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What if Kanye West thought he was Santa Claus, and rapped about it - set to the tracks of Yeezus
Show more...
Music
Comedy,
Fiction,
Comedy Fiction
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Red Hat Head
Kreezus
3 minutes
4 years ago
Red Hat Head
Kreezus (or Kris Kreezus - Tiz the Reazus for the Seazus) was produced by Local Business Comedy. Written by Joey Clift.  Producer Jason Smith. Produced and Mixed by Alec Sherrie Recorded at Seaward Studios and Starburns Industries.  Vocals by Carl Tart (Kanye West) Download here: http://www.4shared.com/zip/Q8z7rR1Lba... [Verse 1] For my theme song My red n fur jeans on My tinsel so green on Children are gettin’ their dreams on I’ve got the wisdom My naughty list so long They see a fat man with a white beard riding a sleigh with bells that go ding dong  Middle America’s presents Are most of my big bag’s content Flying my sleigh it’s an event Fly this bitch on Christmas Evenin’ Passing out coal to the catholics Filling up stockings of Baptists Claiming I'm over-regifting To the bad kids on my bad list [Hook] Billions of gifts, That I’ll lift In my red vest, I’m so swift 24 hours, a long shift 24 BluRay: 's a hot gift Rudolph we living in the moment  Your nose glowing, red I know it  I’m real excited cause it’s snowin’ Ho ho hoin'! Ho ho hoin'! [Bridge] So leave out the cookies I’ll chug all that milk (down)  Keep being nice I’ll give you a present (now) build a gingerbread house (now) stay quiet as a mouse (down) If all you want is some coal in your fist I’ll keep your name on my naughty list [Hook] Billions of gifts, That I’ll lift In my red vest, I’m so swift 24 hours, a long shift 24 BluRay: 's a hot gift Rudolph we living in the moment Your nose glowing, red I know it  I’m real excited cause it’s snowin’ Ho ho hoin'! Ho ho hoin'! [Verse 2] Reindeer are some cool shit Four legs and some hooves shit  Fuck all that mule shit Just celebrating some yule shit I’m aware I’m kringle Wrapping your presents I’m aware I’m a Klaus From the north pole, bitch Got lots of coal, bitch Reindeer are some cool shit Flying like a balloon shit Flying like a balloon shit Come on rudolph eatchya corn  Sooner or later you’re air born  These reindeer delivering presents deliver, deliver your presents [Hook] Billions of gifts, That I’ll lift In my red vest, I’m so swift 24 hours, a long shift 24 BluRay: 's a hot gift Rudolph we living in the moment  Your nose glowing, red I know it  I’m real excited cause it’s snowin’ Ho ho hoin'!  Ho ho hoin'! [Bridge] So leave out the cookies I’ll chug all that milk (down)  Keep being nice I’ll give you a present (now) build a gingerbread house (now) stay quiet as a mouse (down) If all you want is some coal in your fist I’ll keep your name on my naughty list [Outro] Claus! Claus! Claus! Claus! Claus! Claus! Claus! Claus! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
Kreezus
What if Kanye West thought he was Santa Claus, and rapped about it - set to the tracks of Yeezus