Tonight on Late Night Legends, Tim drags Frank and Maria through three hauntings so absurd they shouldn’t exist—yet no one’s managed to kill them with skepticism.

First, The Haunted Chicken. Reports of clucking, fluttering shapes in cold corridors, and a bird that refuses to stay dead. It’s ridiculous—until you hear the witnesses. Then it’s ridiculous and unsettling.

Next, The Paint-Color Suicide. A guest so enraged by the wrong shade in someone else’s home that she took her own life. The room hasn’t behaved since: hues shift on their own, fresh coats bleed through, and the air carries a sour note of obsession. Aesthetic fury made permanent.

Finally, Francis Bacon’s Final Experiment. The father of the scientific method tried to preserve meat by packing a chicken with snow, caught pneumonia, and died. What followed were whispers of cold, claws, and a feathered presence that stalked the edges of reason. When logic freezes, something else thaws.

These aren’t hauntings of love or grief—they’re hauntings of pride, vanity, and philosophical breakdown.

Tell us in the comments: Which story wrecked your sanity the most—Chicken, Paint, or Bacon?

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