The Vatican just issued a massive warning about AI — and it might be the most unexpected twist in the religion-tech debate yet. Frank and Dustin dive deep into the rising spiritual panic around artificial intelligence: AI as a therapist, AI as a partner, AI as a spiritual advisor… and the truly wild question: Should an AI ever be baptized?In this episode of Legitimate Cybersecurity, we explore why major religious leaders are suddenly speaking out, whether AI could cause a crisis of faith, what it means for humanity’s spiritual future, and whether we’re all just NPCs in God's cosmic simulator.Plus:• Why people are telling AI their deepest secrets• Whether AI can “feel” anything• Star Trek’s Data vs. real-world AI• What the FIRST religion to baptize an AI will be• Why robots should NOT have teeth• Dustin invents the term “Crab with a K Cybersecurity”• Frank creates “FrankBible.ai” (please, no one do this)If you want an episode that’s funny, thought-provoking, and utterly uncomfortable in all the best ways… this one’s it.Media & interview requests: admin@legitimatecybersecurity.comAudio listeners: Subscribe everywhere or at https://legitimatecybersecurity.podbean.com/🧭 Chapters00:00 – Can AI cause a crisis of faith?00:42 – The Vatican’s AI Warning: Extinction-level concerns01:23 – Why NOW? Dustin explains the timing02:20 – Anthropomorphizing AI & why we do it03:20 – AI hallucinations vs. just “breaking”03:45 – When people start dating AI04:30 – AI replacing spouses, therapists… and maybe pastors?05:21 – Why the Church might be afraid of losing influence06:19 – When religious leaders start using AI themselves07:10 – Social media déjà vu: Echo chambers and faith08:00 – Will AI reshape religion?09:30 – Frank and Dustin’s childhood church trauma dump (lol)11:00 – Can AI enhance sermons without replacing faith?13:00 – Are religious texts just “data”?14:45 – Using AI to process spiritual conflicts16:00 – Danger: AI as a moral mirror16:30 – Echo chambers & spiritual distortion17:47 – Bible versions + algorithmic interpretation18:37 – How do OTHER religions interpret this?19:20 – Talking to AI = talking to yourself?20:30 – Can AI really replace clergy?22:00 – Faith vs. Ones & Zeros23:30 – Will AI ever be baptized?25:00 – Can AI “feel” emotions? Frank hopes the answer is no27:00 – Why emotional responses ≠ AI feelings28:30 – Philosophical chaos: Are WE God’s AI?29:30 – Frank’s “FrankBible.ai” — the heresy arc30:20 – Which religion baptizes AI first? The answer is spicy31:00 – VR Church, Second Life, and digital baptisms33:10 – Household robots, C-3PO vs. R2-D234:45 – Why are we building humanoid robots?36:00 – Ewok-shaped robot companions? Dustin says no teeth37:20 – Do we need AI commandments?38:00 – Historical pattern: tech never actually kills religion40:00 – Jesus as organic AI?? Frank breaks Dustin41:00 – Are we all Sims and God is AFK?42:00 – The wrap-up: uncomfortable but enlightening#legitimatecybersecurity #ai #religion #vatican #artificialintelligence #cybersecurity #techpodcasts #faithandtech #aiwarning #VaticanStatement #llm #ethicsinai