Made in the 70s and acid washed in the 90s Legs & Eggs is Heather, Klem Stump, and Fupa Jones. You’re cool and we know it. You know Baby Jessica was put in a well to die. Your teachers made you watch the Challenger explode on live TV. It isn’t weird that Magic Johnson had AIDS and then didn’t. It’s why you are the way you are.
You’ll go places you’ve always thought to go but never wanted to go alone. Like a glory hole or The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald. We’ll take you and you won’t have to get wet unless you want to ride down Hunter Biden’s Slip n’ Slide
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Made in the 70s and acid washed in the 90s Legs & Eggs is Heather, Klem Stump, and Fupa Jones. You’re cool and we know it. You know Baby Jessica was put in a well to die. Your teachers made you watch the Challenger explode on live TV. It isn’t weird that Magic Johnson had AIDS and then didn’t. It’s why you are the way you are.
You’ll go places you’ve always thought to go but never wanted to go alone. Like a glory hole or The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald. We’ll take you and you won’t have to get wet unless you want to ride down Hunter Biden’s Slip n’ Slide
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Who is Fupa Jones? He’s a man with a plan. A rebel without a cause. He’s 3 children in a trench coat. Fupa Jones is all of us. He’s none of us. He’s an Actor, in a bathtub. It’s Fupa Jones’, the actor’s bathtub. The bathtub of Fupa Jones, the actor. Fupa Jones is a poet. A beautiful poet. A hopefully someday award winning poet. He’s the man who brought us the hits Spaceman Dan and Kobe Bryant is on Fire. Is he a drug addled podcaster from Brooklyn? Is he an anti government edge lord? He is all of that, and none of that, and all of that again until it doesn’t exist anymore and you are living in a fever dream of corn and chili dogs. Or maybe he’s not that at all. He’s more of a feeling, or a taste, or one of your other senses. Maybe Fupa Jones is touch? Is he touch? We know he’d love to touch Hunter Biden’s bare ass.
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