Episode 7: The Mata Nui Online Game, but the AI Is Self-Aware

(episode recorded in May 2023, as the incredibly topical British monarchy jokes will show)

• Breakroom 95 Theses

• Charles’ Coronation

• Regular Hessian vs. Canadian Revolutionary

• Taipu and Nausicaä Experience the Beauty of Le-Koro

• Blue Mask Gender Thesis

  • it is with heavy heart that I must announce: we did not do an “of course you have a blue mask and pronouns” joke, but we should’ve.

• Kongu Backstory

• Gukko Piloting

• Dinotopia Reminisces

  • the skybax rider game has later been confirmed to be a dream

• Lewa’s Calm Me Down From Possession Kink

• Taipu’s Transgender Allegory

• Spraying Kids With The Podcast Hose

• Tren Krom Mind Break

• The Toa Mata Hold An Intervention

• Nac Mac Feegle Gender vs. Matoran Gender/Tiffany Aching’s Bionicles

• Nokama’s Vtuber Gimmick

• Makuta and the Franklin Expedition

  • we have now both since watched the terror

• Do Bionicles Cook?

• The Ultimate Question

• Bionicle Amaat

• We Learn About the Great Spirit

• Incredible Crab Violence

• Maryland v. Maritimes

• Canceled For Crab Crimes

• Kinnie Nui

• Moushley and Stuart Little

• Revachol-Metru

• Tantalizing Glimpses of Bionicle Cuisine

• The Jeb Bush of Mata Nui

• Crab-Based Horrors Within Our Comprehension

• Trans-Supportive Whenua

• Kapura Autism Powers

• The Chronicler’s (Autistic) Company

• THE TOA ARE HERE

• Disquisition on Bionicle Yuri v. Yaoi

• Every Matoran And Also Nausicaä Is Gay For Gali

• Live Reporting From The MNOG Trenches, 1:51:00 to 2:01:30

  • Thigh Gaps, But Not In The Way You Think

• Bionicle Philosophy

• Makuta Is Medium-Aware

• ET IN ARCADIA VRISKA

• We Both Get Really Emotional About The End Of MNOG